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FEBRUARY EVENTS

February 1st– District Trivia starts at 730pm

February 2nd– Last Resort Comedy Doors at 8pm Show at 830pm

February 3rd– Perfect Liars Club Doors at 6 pm Show at 730 pm

Starr Hill Brewing Reviver, Coffee IPA, Debut #7 Chocolate Stout, The Love, Northern Lights, Grateful PA

District Trivia starts at 730pm

February 4th– Underground Comedy Show doors at 7pm show starts at 8pm

Feb 5th- The Witches Ball: A St. Valentine’s Day Masquerade

Feb 5 ▪Nocte Covina Burlesque Presents:

•••The Witches Ball: A St. Valentine’s Day Masquerade•••

Show Date- Friday, February 5th, 2016

Held At- The Bier Baron Tavern located at:

1523 22nd St NW,  Washington, DC 20037

Doors open at 8pm, showtime at 9pm

☆☆-Performances By-

♢♢♢ The Witches of Nocte Covina:

•Salem Sirene ▪▪▪ “The Spellbinding Bitch of Burlesque”

•Bree MaDonna ▪▪▪ “The Vocal Vixen”

•Isabel Astrum ▪▪▪”The Tutor of Tease”

♢♢♢ Featuring:

•Lacey LaBare ▪▪▪ “She’s Little, but she’s Big!”

♢♢♢ Our Kitten Extraordinaire:

•Dahlia Kennedy ▪▪▪ “The Black Widow”

WHEN: Friday, February 5, 2016 from 9:00 PM to 10:30 PM (EST) Tickets/Add to Calendar

 

Feb 6 – Cyn Factory presents The seX-Files at The Bier Baron in DC

unnamed (2)Mulder: On December 5th, Washington PD received strange reports of naked specters, disappearing clothing, some people even saw a dancing marshmallow man. Officials ignored the reports, pawned them off as a hoax, but my research shows that they all lead back to the same place: The Bier Baron Tavern. I did a little digging into the x-files, there’s reports almost every month, going all the way back to 2014.
Scully: Mulder, doesn’t it seem more likely that this is just some strange, monthly, burlesque show?
Mulder: Maybe. But what if it’s something else? If my calculations are correct, this phenomenon should be taking place again on February 6th at 9pm.
Scully: That lends more credence to my whole burlesque show theory.
Mulder: Either way… bring your singles.Starring:
Mary Cyn
Johnny Caligula
Amelia Bareparts
Baron Atomy
Ellie Quinnand Sarah Tops as our Stage Kitten!Date: February 6
Doors: 8:30pm
Show: 9:00pm
Tickets: $12 Advance / $15 Door
http://xfilesburlesque.bpt.me/

…Feb 7th –

0 (6)Self-Love Burlesque Revue
Positivity.

Self-Affirmation.

Self-Love.

These concepts are too often forgotten in our daily lives. We know you’ll all want to see how Intimate Apparel Variety undresses the warm and fuzzies for you!

FEATURING:

Clementine O’Donnell, Baltimore’s Darling of Darkness!

Blanche Boudoir, The Not-So-Southern Southern Belle!

Foxy Squire, The Foxiest of Squires!

Isabelle Epoque,!

with pick-up artist Heart O. Harkness!

And your host, The Camp Counselor of Burlesque, Buster Britches!

THIS SHOW IS 21+.

Tickets: http://self-loveburlyqdc.bpt.me/

$12 in advance (Online sales end 24 hours prior to show, but there will be tickets available at the door!)

$15 at the door

Doors at 1pm and show at 2pm!

There shall be a RAFFLE! Don’t forget to get your tickets at the show!

*We are those Underwear!*

February 8th– District Trivia starts at 730pm

February 9th– Last Resort Comedy Doors at 8pm Show at 830pm

February 10th– District Trivia starts at 730pm

Starr Struck Comedy Doors at 7 pm Show at 8pm

February 11th– Underground Comedy Show starts at 8pm

February 12th– Last Resort Comedy Doors at 8pm Show at 830pm

unnamed (3)The DeceptiComics are five malevolent comedians, brutal, merciless, and hilarious. Their purpose, to conquer and destroy audiences with brutal wit and deadly punchlines. They are driven by a single undeviating goal: total domination of the entertainment universe. In the war that rages between staid, boring comedians of the past and the newer, sleeker, more technologically advanced DeceptiComics, DC will be the next battleground.
The DeceptiComics include:
Dillon Stevenson (NY Comedy Club, Broadway Comedy Club, Gotham Comedy Club)
Gordon Baker-Bone (AXS Gotham Comedy Live, Winner 2011 NJ Comedy Fest & Co-Writer “Hater-Bot”)
John Minus (Robert Klein once informed him that he was not at all horrible so he continued his fledgling comedy career nonplussed, no pun intended.)
Mike Brown (Caroline’s Comedy Club, Stand Up NY, and Laugh Lounge)
Cerrome Russell (BET’s “Hell Date”, Knitting Factory, & opener for Hannibal Buress)
Date: Friday, February 12th (TWO SHOWS!)
Show 1: Doors open at 7:00 p.m., Show at 8:00 p.m.
Show 2: Doors open at 10:00 p.m., Show at 10:30 p.m.

Beer Event: Dominion Brewing Pint night Hop Lips, Candi, Morning Glory

Feb 13: OH CANADA!

664455-250It’s that time of year, the second weekend in February, red colors our world and that familiar romantic red shape is everywhere. It’s cold outside so we snuggle up tight to someone we love, yep, that’s right, it’s Canada’s Family Day!

We have pulled together a stellar cast to pay tribute to our neighbors to the north! Why spend February 13th at another awkward , boring, “romantic” event pretending you enjoy Valentine’s day when you can watch us nip out from the frigid Canadian air and celebrate a bullshit holiday made up by the Canadians to get a day off of work!!!

Starring Candy del Rio, she’s so sweet she will help you pack on the pounds and keep you warm all winter. Ellie Quinn, who needs maple syrup when you have the nectar of the nerds. Lola Rose who is a class act, she even once lived in France so she is kind of Canadian, Jim Dandy our masculine Mountie for the evening. Reverend Valentine, she kind of knows the Canadian National Anthem when she is drunk and MISS JOULE, she is an ACTUAL, REAL, LIVE CANADIAN!

Saturday February 13th
The Bier Baron
Doors 8:00pm, Show 9:00pm
Tickets: $12 Adv., $15 Door, $20 VIP (includes VIP seating and a kick ass swag bag. Limited VIP)
21+ w/ID

February 14th– Pretty Boi Drag Brunch Doors at 1pm show at 2 pm

Science Comedy doors 7pm show at 8pm

February 15th– District Trivia starts at 730pm

February 16th– – Last Resort Comedy Doors at 8pm Show at 830pm

February 17th– District Trivia starts at 730pm

Theology on tap starting at 6pm

Harpoon Brewing Pouring IPA, Long Thaw, UFO White, Zernabog Starting at 6pm

February 18th– Specific Ignorance door at 6pm show at 7pm

Underground Comedy Show starts at 8pm

February 19th– Weirdo Show doors open at 8pm and show at 9pm

0 (9)The DC Weirdo Show Presents: TEN YEARS OF WEIRD!

Featuring:

Featuring ORIGINAL WEIRDOS from our *very first* Weirdo Shows:
EATING FIRE and ESCAPING an HOUDINI STRAITJACKET: it’s DC’s Own Sideshow Girl, Mab Just Mab! 
BITING THE HEAD OFF… SOMETHING: it’s dangerclown Jim Dandy! 
LIFTING WAY TOO MUCH STUFF with TENDER PARTS OF HIS BODY: it’s the painproof stepdaddy of weird, Charlie Artful! 
Putting the SHOW in Sideshow, it’s oddity historian, performer and raconteur – James Taylor of SHOCKED AND AMAZED!
(Ripley’s) Believe it or Not, we got Alex Doll and her spectacle of STRANGE! …
and that carny talker himself, the original Weirdo – PROFESSOR SPROCKET and his AMAZING HEADLESS WOMAN! PLUS: Witness the Queen of the Weirdo Show, DR TORCHER, perform stunts in our ELECTRIC CHAIR! Will she SURVIVE TO DO THE SHOW AGAIN? LET’S FLIP THE SWITCH TOGETHER and FIND OUT!

Doors at 8pm; our show starts promptly at 9pm.

Tickets for the TEN YEARS OF WEIRD Anniversary Show! now on sale!

February 20th– Black Market Burlesque Doors at 8pm Show at 9pm

Heritage Brewing

February 21st– Dr. Sketchy’s Anti Art School doors at 2pm

Starr Struck Comedy Doors at 7 pm Show at 8pm

February 22nd– District Trivia starts at 730pm

February 23rd– Last Resort Comedy Doors at 8pm Show at 830pm

February 24th– District Trivia starts at 730pm

February 25th– Underground Comedy Show starts at 8pm

February 26th– Starr Struck Comedy Doors at 7 pm Show at 8pm

February 27th– Hot Night Productions Doors at 8pm show at 9pm

February 28th

February 29th– District Trivia starts at 730pm

Ommegang and Boulevard Breweries Featuring the Raspberry Chocolate Ale

Starting at 6pm